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Footprints by the Sea
Last night I had a wondrous dream, of prints in beach sand I had
seen. Though my feet hadn't walked that shore, I saw the footprints of my
Lord.
And when a different print appeared, I asked the Lord, "What have
we here? This print is larger, round and neat, and wasn't made by walking
feet."
"My child," He said in somber tone, "For miles I carried you
alone. I challenged you to stand - not ride. To walk and let me be
your guide.
You would not stand. You would not grow. The walk of
faith, you would not know. So then I finally got fed up, and there I
dropped you on your butt.
Because in life, there comes a time, when one must fight and one
must climb, when one must rise and take a stand, or just leave butt prints in
the sand."
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Death and
Taxes
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Last Wishes |
Pets and Priorities
Last Wishes
Three buddies, David, Solomon and Jacob
die in a car crash, God forbid. But they were good Jews so they go to
Heaven and are ushered into Heaven's orientation. They are each
asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning
upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
David says, "I would like to hear them say
that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
Solomon says, "I would like to hear that I
was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference
in our children of tomorrow."
Jacob replies, "I would like to hear them
say... LOOK, LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!!"
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Pets and Priorities
This old gentleman's dear old dog passed away. He was so attached to
that dog that he went to his Rabbi and asked if the Rabbi would say
kadish for the dog.
The Rabbi said, "No, we only say kadish
for humans, not animals. However there is a new congregation two blocks
down the street from here. You go there and ask if they will bless your
dog.
The man thanked the Rabbi and said, "Do
you suppose they would also accept my donation of $75,000?"
The Rabbi said, "Hold it -- come back. You
didn't tell me the dog was Jewish."
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