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Footprints by the Sea
Last night I had a wondrous dream, of prints in beach sand I had
seen. Though my feet hadn't walked that shore, I saw the footprints of my
Lord.
And when a different print appeared, I asked the Lord, "What have
we here? This print is larger, round and neat, and wasn't made by walking
feet."
"My child," He said in somber tone, "For miles I carried you
alone. I challenged you to stand - not ride. To walk and let me be
your guide.
You would not stand. You would not grow. The walk of
faith, you would not know. So then I finally got fed up, and there I
dropped you on your butt.
Because in life, there comes a time, when one must fight and one
must climb, when one must rise and take a stand, or just leave butt prints in
the sand."
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Medical
Miracles
This page last updated:
10/15/2006 03:58 PM
Cure Worse Than Condition
Mrs. Greenberg had this embarrassing
problem. She farted all the time, so she decided to visit her
doctor. At her appointment she said, "I fart all
the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor.
In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times.
What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Greenberg. Take these pills three times a
day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
The next week, an upset Mrs. Greenberg marched into Dr. Johnson's
office: "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem
is worse! I'm farting just as much, and they're still soundless, but now
they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Greenberg," said the
doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on
your hearing."
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Maybe
I should stay broke!
Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the
doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him "I'm
afraid I have some bad news for you. You only have six months to live."
Mr. Rabinowicz is dumbstruck. After a while he replies "That's terrible
doctor. But I must admit to you that I can't afford to pay your bill."
"Ok" says the doctor, "I'll give you a year to live."
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