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Footprints by the Sea

Last night I had a wondrous dream, of prints in beach sand I had seen.  Though my feet hadn't walked that shore, I saw the footprints of my Lord.

 

And when a different print appeared, I asked the Lord, "What have we here?  This print is larger, round and neat, and wasn't made by walking feet."

 

"My child," He said in somber tone, "For miles I carried you alone.  I challenged you to stand - not ride.  To walk and let me be your guide.

 

You would not stand.  You would not grow.  The walk of faith, you would not know.  So then I finally got fed up, and there I dropped you on your butt.

 

Because in life, there comes a time, when one must fight and one must climb, when one must rise and take a stand, or just leave butt prints in the sand."

 

 

Pokes at Christians


This page last updated: 10/15/2006 03:58 PM

 

A man was taken to court for stealing an item from a store. The man said to the judge, "Your Honor, I'm a Christian. I've become a new man. I am "Born Again!" However, I still have my old nature. It was not my new nature that did wrong. It was my old nature."

 

The judge responded, "Since it was the old nature that broke the law, we'll sentence him to 60 days in jail. And since the new nature was an accomplice in the theft, we'll give him 30 days, too. I therefore sentence you both to 90 days in jail."

*From the Jewish Path Rest Stop site.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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